Art in the blood is liable to take the strangest forms.

 Am moulding magic super vampire fangs. Turns out this is probably more trouble than finding a vampire and persuading it to bite you. It's not difficult, per se, but it involves sitting for five minutes (per fang, mind you) with your mouth curled into a terrifying and slightly painful sneer, drooling, while the goop that forms the mould and thus attaches the teeth hardens. And then you're not allowed to take them out for another 15 minutes, although at this point you can now close your mouth. I'm sitting here with a face like a gargoyle, dribbling nearly as copiously, and I have cramp in my face.

That said, the fangs already look remarkably convincing for $14. 

Ah egh. G'ngighk. *slurp*