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If you're planning on saying something like, "I don't like going to foreign people's houses, they always smell funny," here are a few thoughts:

1) Don't. Some opinions don't need to be shared.
2) If you really feel you must, try judging your audience just a little bit. Who did you think was going to agree with you, the Kenyan Indian, the British Pakistani, the Hong Kong Chinese girl, the British West Indian or the Jew?

This is my very least favourite colleague, who has said things like this before and is magnificently oblivious to the less than enthusiastic reception she gets. We all just stood there looking at her, waiting for her to register the fact that there was not one single person in the room she'd shared this gem with who wasn't a smelly foreigner. She didn't, just stood there waiting for applause.

Sheesh.
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 I have struck a small blow for feminism in the workplace. I think. Anyway, it's definitely a blow for me getting my way, which is good enough for me.
It's come round again; New Uniform Ordering Time.click for a Great Big Noisy Fuss )
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It is ten to ten. I have just got back from work. I have worked a thirteen-hour day.

*is ded*
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 Look at this. Just look.


Isn't that nauseating? She's in my parents' bed here, not mine, but she pulls this exact same shit every morning while I'm dragging my freezing arse out of bed to go to work. You can feel the waves of smug radiating off her.

Dear Cat

Dec. 9th, 2010 07:05 pm
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 One of these days I am going to go puke on your bed and see how you like it.
Wait.
You sleep in my bed.
Dammit.
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Heavens to Betsy, will you look at this.
Prosecutor Mark Holmes, yet! It's not April Fools, is it? They haven't moved it to September without telling me?
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 Hey! LJ! Stop advertising Anusol on my journal, IF you don't mind! Bloody liberty.

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