...where he died from wallpaper.

My dad has just summarised Naploeon's career in a few well-chosen sentences, ending with "...and that was when they packed him off to St Helena where he died from wallpaper."

Stuff like this is a large part of the reason I still live at home. (That and poverty).

Blimey.

Just watched Black Death. What a load of hooey. Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, Joseph Fiennes: I am disappoint.