...where he died from wallpaper.

[dabbleswithpoisons]

My dad has just summarised Naploeon's career in a few well-chosen sentences, ending with "...and that was when they packed him off to St Helena where he died from wallpaper."

Stuff like this is a large part of the reason I still live at home. (That and poverty).

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[spacefall.livejournal.com]

Brilliant XD

[art-inthe-blood.livejournal.com]

He's not bad value for money, my old dad.